100%
of guests are contractually obligated to have a good time
2
number of humans making one very official, legally binding decision
7+
years of inside jokes leading to this moment. Ronies Ride. #iykyk
Our Services
Games & Competition
Carefully curated activities designed to spark rivalries, alliances, and bragging rights.
Chaos & Whimsy
Surprises, spontaneous joy, and things we absolutely refuse to explain in advance. Trust the process. Embrace the unexpected.
Unforgettable Memories
A once-in-a-lifetime gathering engineered to produce stories you’ll retell for years.
Why Choose Us?
People who know us know this already: we don’t do things halfway. If there’s a gathering, there’s probably a competition. If there’s a party, there’s a chance it includes a spelling bee, a box race, or rules someone made up five minutes earlier. This wedding is no different—just the natural continuation of years of chaos, and an eight-month scavenger hunt proposal that somehow led us here. Expect details that matter, moments that surprise, and an experience designed to be remembered long after the day itself.
Testimonials
“I thought it was just a casual invite. Suddenly I was writing a shanty, building a cardboard boat, and subsequently sinking into a pool.”
Benny Boxcar
“I came for one beer and somehow ended up playing Bingleball with rules I still don’t fully understand. Excelsior!”
Tony Bologna
“Melee determines the pieces, and nobody wants to be Jigglypuff… I’m being tossed around like a playschool corn popper”
Banana Boy
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You’ve got questions. We’ve got answers. Let’s make magic.